Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
A quote from the Marianas trench who are the bomb.com <3
|—||Victor Hugo (via maxkirin)|
Make a “laser grid” by taping yarn to the walls and let your kids try to get though it. Also great for parties and laughing at your friends.
I mean really, who doesn’t see those lasers on tv and think it would be fun to try…
Whos up for drunk lazer mazes? Lolol!
I’m doing this in my apartment on my 21st bday and no one can stop me~
Officially throwing a spy themed party and you have to get through this to get to the alcohol.
THIS WAS FOR CHILDREN
You’re never too old for messing around like a child
Another friend is pregnant
There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then
I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell